Prelude:
The following began coming to me when a Freudian slip occurred on my way home from church on Sunday, March 25, 2007. Instead of saying the word judgmental correctly, I coined my first word from the dictionary (georgemental). My daughter caught the slip and there ya go. She insists that the accent is on the second half of the word, though.
Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to work the following into your everyday vocabulary thus calling a spade a spade and taking our country back from those who would presume it was for the taking in the first place... Have fun!
The Regime Dictionary—
barbarairian (bar-bar-air-i-an): One who uses only a wee small part of the brain to function or think, often due to enormous privilege and/or narrow-mindedness. For instance, when speaking of victims of Hurricane Katrina, a barbarairian might say, “...so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) – this is working very well for them."
billrod (bil-rawd): 1) synonym for nimrod 2) a stiff body part that can get one into all kinds of trouble with Congress and the American people 3) someone who uses the fame and coattails of others to try for a free ride when they could well have succeeded on their own had they remained authentically themselves.
coliander powellus (co-lee-an-dur pow-uh-lus): a member of the oleander family of plants, a usually poisonous evergreen shrub. This particular family member is rendered powellus when exposed to the levels of toxicity the rest of the family holds so is not likely to thrive in close proximity to its more concentrated members.
condirize (con-duh-rise): to hop from country to country while trying to build bridges more quickly than than they are being burned. This method is sure to fail when others in the same system are constantly setting fires and spewing fuel.
condoylance (cun-doy-lans): the attempted ability to perform tricks using smoke and mirrors to create a sense of comfort with someone because others are surely more dangerous, less capable and the lesser of evils. On a more mundane level, one might promote their patties as being better for you because they are leaner than the other cardboard versions available.
feurraro (fyoo-roar-o): when a seemingly upstanding and respected individual shows a somewhat volcanic propensity for anger and responds by manufacturing misrepresentations and triggering the deep wounds of others.
fibber maggie (fib-bur mu-ghi): a replacement for someone whose conscience can't quite let them become hillairious.
georgemental (jorj-men-tal): The act of trying to think very presidentially. Sometimes you need to be georgemental when you’re the Decider. We all need to george at times, but working too much from that narrowed view can warp your sense of reality.
gonzalie (the "z" is silent, pronounced gonna-lie): the act of testifying without being sworn. eg. They refused to testify under oath or with transcription, thus saving themselves from a later charge of perjury because they knew they were gonzalie.
hallucinachenic (hal-oo-sin-a-chain-ic): the state of mistaking one’s friends for fowl. This state may be induced by the ingestion of a mind-altering substance and/or by prolonged deprivation of oxygen to the brain due to certain medical conditions such as heart problems.
hillairious (hil-air-ee-us): used when one has breathed in too deeply of the air of competition, thus becoming deliriously shifted in planes of reality and losing sense of the logical. Used in a sentence, "She appeared hillairious to others; so intent on winning, she had completely missed the boat."
hyuz (hughes): the state of being used, consumed or serviced. The public diplomatic spin from the White House just ain’t what it hyuzed to be.
"Let us prey" (let uhs pray): a huge misinterpretation of the more commonly heard and repeated, "Let us Pray." It seems that some in the current mis-administration have seriously misread one small letter, thusly hurtling us down a very misdirected and dangerous pathway.
manman (man-mun): someone who for all intents and purposes appears to be woman, genetically and otherwise, but who acts and performs in the business world as well as or better than most men. This is NOT a compliment. It is a sad, sorry state of humingness when the female gender feels compelled to give up her authentic, true and strong self in order to get ahead.** Example: Hillary Clinton
"Penncil me in!" (penn-sil mee in): when asking others to believe that you will follow through, but are really just yanking them around because you arrogantly believe you're important and smart enough for them to take you seriously. Mark your calendars!
rovo-scootered (ro-vo skoot-rd): how one feels after being maligned and humiliated by the use of falsehoods presented as truth. Victims of this may look like Valerie Plame, Mark White, Ann Richards, John Kerry and many others yet to come to light...
rummification (rum-me-fi-ca-shun): the lack of consequence for one’s actions. Used in a sentence: He quit his job, once again becoming a private citizen, thus ensuring rummification for his tenure as a civic servant.
solis (sol-us): a state of condolence (NOT condoylance), when one feels a renewed ability of diversion and true comfort, rather than the need to be diverting and distracting in order to slip slimily through the crowd.
t**s 'n ash: (t**z n ash): the urge to cover certain body parts on publicly-displayed pieces of arting in order to save said public from the knowledge that such body parts exist, thus deepening a nationally inconsist hypocrisy; and trashing thousands of years of classic art at the same time.
wolfsonian (wulf-sohn-ee-un): an institution of spinology, where one can hunt and peck the most pure of people and speeches for inane and miniscule infirmities and blow them completely out of proportion. People belonging to this institute feel free to eviscerate others even while they are doing far worse of the self-same thing they are screaming about.
From the author:
I am a liberal* who, in normal times, lives in a non-judgmental state of being; flexing and morphing at will. I am generally known by my friends as a cheerful, friendly, funny huming who takes life seriously though with a heavy dose of silver lining-ability.
I don't go around deriding others without severe provocation, though I do strongly stand up and take notice when I see abuse. I am highly reactive when my triggers are consistently and repetitively hit; and when I see a clear pattern of manipulation for untoward cause. At times I can appear to be reflecting the same abuses I am shining light upon. As I said, this is not my natural state, but reaction to what is bombarding me.
*I am proud to call myself a liberal—look the word up in Webster's! It's actually a cool word - with good connotations. I refuse to let a small group of abusive people hijack this lovely word and twist it to their favor as I have done above in the dictionary... kind of reactive of me, huh?!
And while I'm at it, I might as well discourse on another passionate issue. If you want to truly understand the recently replaced hierarchical administration's running of this country (the U. S.), you should do some serious study of systems of abuse. Most notably, spouse abuse comes to mind. Similar manipulation tactics were at work in Washington (under Karl and George).
Some classic examples would be to demand loyalty (no matter what the cost) and/or to declare things like, "If you're not with us (me), you're against us (me)!" These tools are used to separate, divide and create a sense of insecurity, even fear, in unsuspecting victims.
Once you strip people of what they know in their gut to be true, substituting your own reality instead, you can lead them along wherever you wish. They'll continue to follow unless they wake up to your tactics and take their own brains, hearts and souls back.
I could go on and on, but I'll leave it to you to do your own learning on these topics. Trust me, they fit like a glove... and I'm not talking about OJ's!
**I will add here that I am an avowed feminist, though not in the feminista/feminazi sense. I am a firm believer in huming rights for all (except sociopaths who don't play by the same rules as the rest of us and are therefore not deserving of "fair treatment" in the same way). I do NOT believe that any of us should be modifying ourselves in order to create our place in the world, rather I believe we should be altering our culture to receive gladly and supportively each uniquely vibrant soul who wishes to dance the big dance.
Copyright 2007 Blythe Pelham All rights reserved
